Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.

"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Dirty Dan

Fuck a bitch in the ass just to pull out mid stroke to switch holes and cum in her pussy

Jeez, Harry pulled a dirty dan on me. Now I need to get a pregnancy test

by Ismokeweedonregularbases September 10, 2021

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dirty Danned

When you steal another man's chick and she let's him know publicly she is leaving him for you.

"I thought she had a man already?"
-"Yea, she Dirty Danned him and now she's with me." 🤣

by RayFinkle456 May 25, 2020

Dirty Dan

When you blow the apprentice and tell everyone.

Hey Dan meet Pollock, hes new, time for a dirty dan

by Fatmufin June 3, 2022

Dirty Dan and the boohoos

A pathetic crew

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire

by Ron Rico August 24, 2023

DIRTY DAN

When u bite of a ear and cum in there ear and use it as a shot glass and whilst she snaps your boner in half

Ima give u a dirty dan u saucy girl

by SEXYBEASTSSSSSS1536 July 29, 2022