dirty dan 

when you want your girl to me-hoy your minoy, but all she does is laugh at your pin head.

"hey bro why are you so sad" "I'm sad because my girl dirty danned me last night bro"

dirty dan by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025

Dirty dan dan

A act of people in a ritual circle singing "4 big guys" while trying to shove their grandmas ashes up their ass while each other dicks are in each others mouth while each of their moms are using magnifying glasses to see

Me, my friends, and all of my family were preforming a dirty dan dan

Dirty dan dan by Smeatbeater3000 February 23, 2022

Dirty Dan Diaz 

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!

You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!

Dirty Dan Diaz by D!nk421 January 12, 2012

Dirty Dan'd

When you get completely fucked, or disrespected.
An act of extreme disrespect.

"Yo did you hear about my man Jose? His parents straight Dirty Dan'd him."
"Oh shit, what happened?"

Dirty Dan'd by O.G. Soggy-Biscuit November 17, 2016

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man 

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Dirty Dan-chez 

A variation of the dirty sanchez. Primarily relating to teenage males who leave the engine or "upper lip" of their car dirty or "shitty" when displaying their car to other car nuts.

After noticing that the pictures of Dan's car contained a very dirty engine compartment, we called him "Dirty Dan-chez"

Dirty Dan-chez by helldorardo December 26, 2004

dirty dan in the cut 

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

dirty dan in the cut by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017