Ill be dipped

A phrase used mostly by red necks and hillbillies when surprised or after learning, realizing, or discovering something they didnt expect, good or bad. "Ill be dipped" is usually said at the time of the discovery and explained to his redneck buddy's shortly after.

Carl: ill be dipped
Stan: what?
Carl: I just found my ole tackle box
Stan: well ill be dipped! let's go fishing

by Asa1991 June 9, 2014

I'll be dipped in shit

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Virginia Dipper

When the male inserts his penis into the females ear and then proceeds thrusting in and out with a grizzly dip in his lip. After going at it for 30 minutes take you penis out and insert it in her nostrils. This May hurt the female but who gives a shit this is what they are for.

"Last night I gave a Virginia Dipper to your mother"

by LargeDingDong34 December 1, 2014

bucket dipper

A firstgrade term describing somebody who is extremely mean.

Timmy stole my pencil, he is such a bucket dipper.

by Crusty Pickles February 23, 2011

dipped

When you run from someone or something.
Created By Henry
verb

The kid dipped away from the house when they where ding-dong-ditching.

by Hank J. White October 28, 2012

double dipped

Past tense of dipping a chip twice into dip.

from Seinfeld:
"Did you just double-dip that chip?"
"Excuse me?"
"You double-dipped the chip."
"Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
"You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again."
"So?"
"That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it."

by johnny December 24, 2003