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Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD)

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle
Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.
by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007
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Dinomotivation

Dinomotivation is the courage, inspiration, and resolution that all true Dinoholics possess for spreadin' the life and legacy of the King of Cool, Dino Martin.
My Dinomotivation for creatin' more and more Dinoisms for the Urban Dic is to inspire others to come to know and love our Dino.
by kentsmokerguy February 10, 2008
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discomfuckulated

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
by Shakey228 March 6, 2009
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A seizure caused by stressful reading.
"hey, did you hear that billy had a Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus during english yesterday?"

"A what?"

"a Discombangalangabohungolang--"
by Alakai October 15, 2018
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discombobupanddownonmyknobulated

The confusion that arises while receiving oral sex
I couldn't answer the phone, being all discombobupanddownonmyknobulated.
by Nottooknown November 19, 2020
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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discommunication

DISCOMMUNICATION: when failed attempts to communicate result in no message getting across and constantly being dissed, pissed, and dismissed!
I'm so sick of all the discommunication in my communications department, nothing ever gets resolved and people are so disrespectful - tired of being pissed.
by acvdp February 3, 2017
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