Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009

dicktracked

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

Dickwalk

When a man walks down the street like he has stick up his ass, therefore resulting in his pelvic area thrusting forward and dick leading the way.

Holy shit! Did you see that guy across the street doing the Dickwalk? He must have taken it badly in the hole last night, or his dick actually has him by the balls.

by Salphabet June 21, 2015

dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007

Dickywack

To screw over a tall guy with asthmatic problems in scrabble

I'm about to Dickywack this man!

by Slamking July 9, 2016