dickwack

an absolute dickhead who rarely uses commonsense or his/her brain.

"hey dickwack, dont light your cigareete while filling up your car!"

by Bigshonk February 4, 2004

dickwad

A filler word you can use in your everyday conversation if you don’t want to sound too much like a Terminator. If used correctly, it will make you sound cool and tough at the same time.

John: You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative” or some shit like that. You say “no problemo”. … If someone gets upset you say “chill out”! Or you can do combinations.
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John: Great! See, you’re getting it!
Terminator: No problemo.

by DJ Frolic October 6, 2010

Dickwall

The wall of guys that form a barrier between the dance floor and the bar area of any nightclub. Usually forms organically in such a fashion to block access onto the dancefloor or off the dancefloor. The dickwall will not move to let people pass and always looks a cross between desperate, perverted, and sleepy. The dickwall likes to force people to brush against them to leave the dancefloor and pass into the bar area. Often forms around 10pm and disperses by 1am when the dickwall realizes they are not going to have women or in some guys case, men, approach the dickwall and try to hook up.

dickwall, dick wall, dick-wall, cockwall, cock-wall, ballhall, ball-hall (both walls of a hall covered in a dickwall so you brush against both sides), the douche fence (only if its made up of mostly italian men)

I didn't see you on the dancefloor, the dickwall was too deep.

I hate going to the bar, there are always creepy old guys in the dickwall.

Did you see that total fag in the dickwall?

Why are all the black guys in the dickwall without any endowment.

Susan was trying to get to the dancefloor but got caught up in the dickwall and we lost her.

by Harmmany September 5, 2011

Dicktaphone

To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.

Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008

dickwad

Commonplace reference to George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a dickwad.

by dabren October 9, 2005

dickwart

1) Someone who thinks their better than everyone else. A self-centered prick.

2) A itchy, painful wart that can grow on a penis caused by gay sex.

A) That guy is such a fucking dickwart!!

B) Gosh dammit my dickwart itches so bad!!!!

by monk24 April 25, 2007

dickapalooza

A palooza of penis.

This party is a bitchin' dickapalooza.

Good gosh, I never seen so much squash.

by p mcallister. April 14, 2014