dickpicker

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.

Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.

by jekkle June 22, 2006

dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

dicksabled

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

by Alphadick October 26, 2017

dicksie

When two men touch their dicks to each other. It's like footsie--with dicks.

Al and Rob got worked up last night and played a mean game of dicksie. I'm sure Al will have a black eye.

by seitenryu November 2, 2010

dicksucker

1.) A person who sucks a male's penis.
2.) A male that acts like a homosexual.

1.)Martha is a great dicksucker. It felt good!
2.) What Nate said to me on the way to the student wellness and recreation center:
"No one likes a dicksucker!"

by jiblair October 19, 2005

DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick

Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again

by Larue23 July 12, 2018

dicklicker

someone who kisses up to someone

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker

by johs May 24, 2008