dickphobia

It is all lesbians and most bisexuals biggest fear, a man's dick. It is an extreme phobia. When someone with the phobia sees a dick they pass out from utter disgust.

Maria and Rachel were walking down the street when they saw Trump strip dancing in a club, completely naked. As they both have dickphobia they passed out and are recovering in hospital.

by .ur.mum.69. July 15, 2021

dickpocalypse

An apocalypse of dicks.

My life has literally become a dickpocalypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.

by iliketoaddterriblewords May 22, 2010

Dickphobia

Fear of dicks.
(aka lesbians)

"Bro, you have dickphobia?"

"...Yeah."
"Does that mean you're lesbian?"
"Yeah."
"I thought you were American."

by lucianoo. May 30, 2020

dickboob

boobs which are in resemblance to a dick, same shape and size as a dick, may also erect when horny

My dickboobs are so hard right now

by J-Square December 4, 2007

Dickphobia

Dickphobia is a word that I made up. Most people would say a fear of dick. Yes, that is one way you could use dickphobia. I also, use dickphobia as a way for I am scared of dicks but not only having one in me but what will happen after it's out of me. Will the person leave me ? Will, we never speak again, or will he tell the whole world! Everyone I have ever used dickphobia around always asks me what it means so here you go!

hey!, wanna fuck
no sorry! I have dickphobia.

by Krissy100k November 15, 2018

dickopotamus

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016