Dicklight

A fowl species that love stealing vehicles and other items. They have distict light in their head

Van: I encountered another godamn dicklight
Moto: Those cunts

by TheBookshelfVanished June 22, 2018

dicklet

1. A very small penis

2. A very small person, acting like a dick

3. A snippet of news, appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart, concerning the top secret Dick Cheney. Appropriately: Dicklet TM

3. "And now for a Dicklet! .... hahaha, Dicklet, I need to add a little 'TM' after that." - Jon Stewart

by RainyDayz August 4, 2007

Dicklint

The ultimate insult surpassing any other insult derived from body parts and/or objects inserted into or used on body parts for various purposes, such as "douchebag" "asshole" or "cunt bucket" There is nothing more degrading than being called the accumulation of underwear fuzz, sweat, urine, pre-ejactulatory fluid, and pubic hair on the tip of someones dick.

"Fuck off you fucking dicklint!"

person A: "you're a skank ass whore!"

person B " well you're a shitty dicklint!"

by Babakism January 19, 2010

Lacka dickalitis

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickjitsu

(Note: Has both Noun and Verb forms)

Noun: The subtle art of being a dick. For when a dick move is performed with such a level of care, cunning, and sheer balls that flak for it is unlikely to fall on its perpetrator. A portmanteau of "dick" and "jujitsu". The term was coined by Erica Cantin in Cracked.com's "The 5 Ballsiest Lies Ever Passed Off as Journalism."

Man 1: Wait, so Ben Franklin reported in an issue of Poor Richard's Almanack that his rival — Titan Leeds — had died, and that he had been replaced with an impostor, who was actually just the real Leeds?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: ...and when Leeds really did die, Ben congratulated the "impostor" for owning up the the charade by dying?
Man 2: Yup.
Man 1: Wow, that man was like a black-belt dickjitsu master.

by Astrolounge August 27, 2009

dicklight

When you tape a flashlight to your dick to free up your hands. Great for finding your keys, and playing templar.

"I am dicklighting everywhere!"
"No one escapes the dicklight..."
"This little light of mine..."

by 2troger December 9, 2013

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009