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Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire
hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!
by salma the salmon June 29, 2019
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dicklas

A man, generally of Greek origin, who allegedly bears no penis.
by UrbanDictionary April 25, 2005
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dickless

That boy is dickless
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
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Dickless Nicholas

(1) A emasculated male usually due to marriage or a very close relationship

(2) A castrated or eunuch male

(3) A male feminist

(4) A Transsexual Male

(5) A Dyke or very masculine male
A man who allows his wife to be a swinger and have sex with anyone she wants to but he only stays faithful to her is a dickless Nicholas
by EmJayee October 9, 2017
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Dickasso'd

The act of dunking a dick in paint and slapping a girl across the face.
*slap*
Girl: Hey, what the hell!
Guy: You just got dickasso'd, bitch!
by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010
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Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂
Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.
by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019
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