Dickening

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.

"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."

by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Why you dickin me son?

A term used when somone screws you over.

It was the last game of the season and he didnt catch the ball and I yelled at him, WHY YOU DICKIN ME SON?

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

dickilish

A person who is ticklish on their penis.

John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.

by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014

Dickening

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you

Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist

by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

Mack Dicking

The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.

David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"

Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."

by steveymac December 13, 2016

cheese dickin

Not paying attention or doing something irrelevant to what your supposed to be doing.

"Quit cheese dickin and pay attention!"

by DunnD54 October 25, 2008

Blog Dicking

The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?

So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.

Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!

That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".

I hate blog dicking.

by Noeli July 18, 2007