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dickfore

A mis-spelling of dickfor
Lose the e in dickfore, dickfor
by Ogal Finkelstein July 23, 2004
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dick fired

when ur pp Is steamy from pleasure
I was dick fired
by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
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Dickfidence

Damn he had some really high dickfidence when he was trying to bang me
by DLC84 March 11, 2017
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Dickfriend

Someone you only put up with because they put out!
Hey bro, how's your new dickfriend?
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 9, 2019
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Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.
That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
by Hootie79 January 10, 2021
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Dickbird

A dick that flies and fucks people.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.

Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.

Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.

So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK

Person 2: and? That's how nature is.

Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"

Person 2: yes it fucking is
by FallenAngelKindic December 28, 2022
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getting dickered

Getting dickered is a saying us red necks use for getting drunk or getting smashed...
Oh how am I'm getting dickered tonight
by 37darkshadow July 31, 2016
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