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Development Opportunity

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.
Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"
by It's a swan February 4, 2010
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Touge Development

Touge Development is a place where the population contains 90+ virgins and some actual cool car fans. Oh and it contains traps.
Wow man I posted porn in Touge Development and got banned.
by W5ba July 20, 2020
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Develope

A devilish antelope. This word is often used when people misspell develop.
Simba: Nala did you catch that antelope you wanted for lunch?
Nala: Naw... I don't want that develope! It was a mean son-of-a-bitch.
by daawesomebeck March 16, 2011
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Development opportunity

A responsibility or task that absolutely noone wants.
Boss: So who wants to take minutes for this two hour meeting every Friday lunchtime where we spout bullshit about stuff that nobody really cares about?
Employees: ...
Boss: But it's a DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY :)
by 1DNS March 27, 2020
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ever-developing

Something that continuously develops and generally does not cease to do so.
Our ever-developing technology is taking us to new heights.
by Philanthropique December 1, 2013
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business development officer

Some asshole in a suit who thinks hes classy, but in reality, its the biggest dick known to mankind. They try to fool you with their smart title, because they dont want it revealed that they are low rent scum, much like used car salesmen and Bobblett Brothers Trucking out of Lexington Kentucky.
That guys card said he was a business development officer, but I think hes a real fuckin dick.
by STFUnGFY March 7, 2016
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