digger detector

a person who can detect a gold digger

She thought she would play Bill for a fool, she didn't know he was seasoned digger detector.

by The Seeing Eye Dog May 6, 2011

BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach and i probably doubt they care. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face, a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.

"Hey Dave my bullshit detector tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.

by Moscow Man June 8, 2020

Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector

That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.

Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

thot detector

A device/Person used to detect a thot

Kevin:Check our this new Thot Detector App I found, It detects Thots

*Points it at Random Girl*

Thot Detector: THOT DETECTED THOT DETECTED

by The almanac April 13, 2018

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011

metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags

Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me

by applealex November 15, 2009

drunk detector

A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.

My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.

by RoseThourne March 27, 2007