deusched

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...

She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?

by kennedymckay April 29, 2009

Deutschetheism

The worship of Germany, its people and culture. This word is used to call people who are too obsessed with Deutschland.

"Look at him, pretending to be German"
"Yeah, it's almost like he considers them a deity"
"I know, right.. makes me sick"
"Deutschetheism follower"

"I hate it, I hate them all"

by Nitrox. April 8, 2022

Detached from reality

Insane. Just plain off your rocker. Not "with it".

“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

strings detached

A person with "strings detached" is essentially free; completely lacking obligations, or responsibilities. No strings attached. A possible negative consequence of fully living with strings detached is that isolation can develop in relation to others. Detachment from life in general can be crippling. Simply put, if you don't need to take part in life, and you can avoid most aspects of it, you become less involved in the unfolding of the universe and become disconnected from it in ways that can keep you from actually living life. You may actually lose part of yourself by losing part of your place in the Universe; Separating yourself from everyone and everything can make it as though you almost don't exist. Once you realize there is nowhere to hide, you begin to wonder what you are hiding from. You can unplug... but eventually you have to plug back in. The world keeps moving while you're unplugged. The "Universal One" moves on with or without you. It is possible to get left behind. Separateness can grow. It may be hard to reverse.

"I severed every string I had attached that could cause me to have to rely on myself, or have others rely on me. I cut out anything that could cause stress in my life including people and activities. My adapted "strings detached" life left little to appreciate and little to be a part of. I'm not doing what the Universe designed me to do; which is to just be, but be with everyone else being a part of all that is and all there ever will be. We're all supposed to have a part in making the future. If you aren't affecting the future, you aren't part of the present."

by RoccoStatus November 29, 2019

deusche

A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

Deutsche Bag

A German or Dutch person, usually male, often moving in groups of 3 or 4, generally autochthonous to Stuttgart or Rotterdam, whose love of Kraft Werk and efficient industrial production do little to obfuscate their unpopularity in social circles outside of their own.

While shopping for butt-plugs in a Stuttgart suburb, Karl was attacked by a group of dirty Deutsche Bags and kicked in the back.

by Jambone March 27, 2004

deuschebag

a small item used to clean the crust out of a crusty(not trusty) vagina a.k.a. pussy twat or taco.

het bertha Marks go clean ur taco with a deuschebag.

by the run mcs of the spitting encounter November 4, 2003