deskular

1. Pertaining to a desk
2. Objects on or relating to a desk
3. Desk-like in appearance

Due to serious deskular issues in the office we are having to downsize. ie. There are too many people and not enough desks.

I awoke in the office to find that most of my deskular goods had been stapled to my face.

The woman standing before me was of a stout, deskular stature.

by Pip Fantastico February 10, 2007

desneeze

To feel all the anticipation of a sneeze coming on, and overdo preparation without it ever completing.

"Bless you? It looked like you were getting ready to sneeze." "Sorry, yeah I was ready but I somehow desneezed it."

by poetsespresso February 11, 2009

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

by Dahctor June 1, 2017

Denuwan

Deeply independent, vivacious, quick and enterprising by nature. Frank and direct you do not like to take detours and can't stand hypocrisy.

Denuwan is a name

by Damnnnnn son May 2, 2018

Deanus

Synonym for dick

Why is your deanus so crooked?

by CloutGodTeeno May 8, 2018

Desoup

To take away one’s merit to any accomplishment that they have ever achieved in their lifetime and to bring them down to a level of a bowl of split pea soup.

Billy has the ugliest car around. Please don’t bring it to the spot. You’ll only desoup yourself.

by Friend of the Turkishman August 26, 2018

Desmume

An open-source Nintendo DS emulator.

Desmume is very slow.

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018