Home depot employees

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.

Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees

Home depot employees by coal trout November 15, 2019

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tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.

Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.

tool depot by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009

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Home Depot

The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.

God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.

Home Depot by Scuba fucking steve October 4, 2003

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Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

Office Depot by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

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The Depot

A public place where stoners hang out. You can meet up with other people looking to blaze. The Depot is located near food stores in case one happens to get the munchies. Named for the Concord Depot.

You can't spell 'The Depot' without 'pot'.

All of the stoners were hanging out at The Depot.

"Hey dude, wanna go to The Depot and blaze?"

The Depot by JockoAccidente August 17, 2006

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Home Depot

the biggest type of tool that someone can be

Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot

Home Depot by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009

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Home Depot Whore

A woman who enters a Home Depot, Lowe's, or other home improvement store in order to watch men, and in some cases, act ignorant regarding items in the store in order to receive attention from the men in the store.

That Home Depot Whore says she doesn't know what a hammer is, just so the male staff will surround her with attention.

Home Depot Whore by Me......... March 17, 2011

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