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Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.
Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?
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Department Shuffle

When you are in an office of some kind, and keep getting refered to diffrent departments.
Reception Lady: You need Carol in Adevertising.
Man 1: Ok, thanks.
Carol in Advertsing: Go to floor 12, and ask for Tracey in Finance.
Man 1: Ok...
Tracey in Finance: Sorry, you've made a mistake. You want to talk to Sharon in Research
Man 1: My head is spinning so much, I have Department Shuffle!
by Gee37 May 31, 2009
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department-cest

When one member of an academic department at a university hooks up with another member of the same department.

Considered slightly incestuous because often members of the same department are often an insular social group that work, hang out and often live (roommates) together. Can also lead to a degree of nepotism.

On the other hand, can be quite common or even encouraged due to the lack of interaction with non-members of the department.
If you are going to take time away from your studies for a love life, make it department-cest so you don't get too distracted. Lab or office-cest is off-limits though.

Did you hear Mike and Sally are shacking up? Department-cest!
by Mike4587 November 22, 2010
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hr department

Dead. #CS4BOD! An absolute flop.. PR is the most active and successful department in LeMonde Airlines.
Wow did u see what hr department did today?

Yes, nothing!
by LeMondeAirlines March 16, 2022
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Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests
The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
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Epic Department

yuyo expedito augusto dream game cigar dispenser ending frospitality how get return to axis pls help give me all the answers plesae!!!!!!!!!!!
random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
random dalit: how frospitality
by yeetus_cleetus October 31, 2022
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Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.
The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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