Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.
Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!
by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022
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Epic Department

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random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
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by yeetus_cleetus November 01, 2022
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Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests
The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
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Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.
Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.
Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?
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pr department

A flopping department, flop, failure of LeMonde Airlines
Hey, what's better OS or PR?
Are you joking? PR department is literally flopping....
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by hermesking141 March 13, 2022
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department-cest

When one member of an academic department at a university hooks up with another member of the same department.

Considered slightly incestuous because often members of the same department are often an insular social group that work, hang out and often live (roommates) together. Can also lead to a degree of nepotism.

On the other hand, can be quite common or even encouraged due to the lack of interaction with non-members of the department.
If you are going to take time away from your studies for a love life, make it department-cest so you don't get too distracted. Lab or office-cest is off-limits though.

Did you hear Mike and Sally are shacking up? Department-cest!
by Mike4587 November 19, 2010
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