1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
by Seawolf DK April 13, 2005
Get the Denmark mug.Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
by StingKing2016 June 10, 2016
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MILITARY:is stupidity in a leadership position from someone that is not qualified or is close to being considered a leader. The person is in the position because of rank or position at time of taking the leadership role. Often these people think they are always right, make sound decisions based on sound knowledge or they are the best for the position. Reality is the total opposite of this and is often a pain upon the the team below the leader.
1: The Dennardism in the office today was off the scale.
2: The Platoon Sargent has a real problem with the Dennardism in the lieutenant.
2: The Platoon Sargent has a real problem with the Dennardism in the lieutenant.
by blueiniraq October 31, 2007
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Get the Denmark Effect mug.The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017
Get the Denmark's weapon of mass destruction mug.'You have a Dick!! God damnit, I knew something was Rotten In Denmark when you said you were Russian.'
by Beardy6991 April 3, 2008
Get the Rotten in Denmark mug.A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008
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