DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

pumpty dumpty

A one night stand without the use of a condom.

Man I had a pumpty dumpty last night and now it burns when I piss.

by gohobt December 4, 2021

Demity

a wicked awesome girl who never refuses a challenge. always a good friend to have.

oh-my-gosh! your friend is such a Demity!

by hahaahaaahaaaa April 29, 2009

demption

the act of delivering from sin or saving from evil

It's not so easy demption for sin

by PealRay February 7, 2010

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

DEMPTS

a gangsta frm tha rws krew who a straihg thug and he will get down any day fo tha krew frm hp u kno wuz up wit dat big bad azz rws and tha hynaz be all over him and be wanting to plz him cuz he just gangsta

homie dempts gon get down for tha krew today after skool

by EL DEMPTS October 30, 2006

Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014