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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
mugGet the dehydrated walrusmug.

Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
mugGet the Dehydration Gunmug.

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.
"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."
by er1ko February 6, 2021
mugGet the dehydrated dickmug.

Dehydrated

This refers to a bitch who's salty and thirsty...
That bitch is dehydrated as fuck I need to get up off this other bitch's man
by NikeEliete June 24, 2025
mugGet the Dehydratedmug.

Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome November 7, 2015
mugGet the Dehydratedmug.

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"
"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"
by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Dehydrated Whoremug.

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
mugGet the dehydrated cactusmug.

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