Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

Desoto Mall

This is a mall where all the black and mexicans hang out at, like Liz said above me----^

This mall is located near Bradenton, Florida, which is just south of Tampa Bay.

"I was shot up and molested at The Desoto Mall, and managed to steal all the jewelry at the store!"

by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005

Decolonize Yourself

Buzzword for indigenous activists. It really means nothing.

Indigenous Activists:"Hey white people are bad"
Person: "No I dont thi-"
Indigenous Activists:" RACIST COLONIZER BIGOT. You better DECOLONIZE YOURSELF."
Person: "OK ill decolonize myself right NOW"
*Person adopts native culture and tradition wholeheartedly*
Indigenous Activists: "Better."

by James Jeramyer June 3, 2019

decoronation

dethronement.

The decoronation of the king passed off in a bloodless fashion.

by uttam maharjan March 21, 2011

Desoto Kansas

Where the best company in the world was created TTFF

Bro did you go to the TTFF museum last weekend in Desoto Kansas

by TTFF official September 3, 2018

Dirty Decoteau

When a fucking idiot drops a buster full of weed or the remaining keif in the bottom chamber

"Wheres the weed?" "Brandon the fuckhead dirty decoteau'd it"

by YanThebabykiller January 22, 2016

decoronafy

To steal ones lime or beer.
Also used as a term for disinfecting stuff after someone else has used it.

Dude ! You spilled my beer ! Why did you decoronafy my buzz !
or " Damn son ! That fool just slobbered all over that blunt ! You better decoronafy that shit !

by gandhja man March 11, 2020