Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Decomcheese

1. The proccess of milk becoming cheese; to curdle; to coagulate; to congeal.

2. A derogitory word to describe someone's mental state, in which to disintigrate from the inside.

a. Due to leaving the milk jug out all night, a layer had decomcheesed, spoiling the entire gallon.

b. That silly child's brain will decomcheese before he reaches high school if he continues to play all those video games.

by MTDraco December 4, 2011

decolonoscopy

The agonizing but diagnostic and healing process of recovering one's locus of enunciation and cultivating decoloniality. Dialogue WITH others, reflexive ethnographic methods, critical literacy, autoethnography, and literary deconstruction are common approaches to this endoscopy, and flexibility of research instruments is highly advised, but more oppressive or recolonizing alternatives are certainly available. Pain and discomfort are inevitable in this procedure. The patient will likely encounter obstructions, growths, twists and turns in this probing introspection.

My thesis on decoloniality and decolonization is turning into a decolonoscopy.

by estherogen February 22, 2019

Decoded

An abnormal child which is presumably known as a ROBLOX game developer (Faz Theme Park Roleplay, ROBLOX game). If you see him, run away or he will eat you. If he says, "Have a good day", it means you're sus.

Fan: "Can I be your son in this roleplay?"
Decoded: "Okay, but I'm nonexistent as I'm currently located at the grocery store getting milk."

by decoded post October 29, 2021

Deconnia

Deconnia is an uncommon girls name, most popular in Alberta, Canada. A true Berta legend which is synonymous with "mad lad". If you're looking for someone who is one sick puppy, look no further. Deconnia's tend to have a tenacity for "Wu-wu" shit. Have an upset stomach? Well Deconnia is sure to recommend some elderberry extract because she knows what's up. Staying up late and being independent goes hand in hand with being Deconnia. She's got ideas of what she wants and she's making moves on how to get there. She is friendly and sociable though first coming off as reserved. A truly selfless person, she struggles to say no and loves to include others in her plans. A pillar of the bioeconomy, Deconnia's feel most at home studying lignin and considering if carbohydrates have a crystalline structure. Deconnia's make great friends and are generally well liked by all.

There is only 1 "Deconnia".

Hey "Deconnia", how's it going you sick c**t!

Wow, "Deconnia" is so nice! I can't believe she invited me to this dinner party, I don't even know any one here!

"Deconnia" is defined as an uncommon girls name, most popular in Alberta, Canada.
This is an UrbanDictionary.com example of the word ‘Deconnia’ (the definition of which is given above).

by Smegmar42069 November 23, 2021

Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

Déconner

Multi-purpose French verb, roughly equivalent to "Fuck" in English.

Etymologically, means to "accidentally pull out of the vagina during intercourse".

In its current use, it could mean :

* To kid, to tease, to fuck with somebody.
* To goof, mess, kid, dick, or fuck around (or about).
* To be dysfunctional, or fucked up.
* To make a bad (though funny) mistake, to fuck up.

To fuck with somebody :

- Hey, Bob - how's your room ? Cleaned up already ? Your mom says she'll come up in 5 minutes.
- (panicked yell) FUCK !!!!!!
- Naaah, je déconne :-D !

To fuck around :

- Yeah ... about Scott ... he's been dicking around for 15 years = ça fait quinze ans qu'il passe son temps à déconner ... Maybe that would not hurt him to get a bit serious, for a change !

To be fucked up :

- Hey, Matt, heard about the latest decision of the Supreme Court ? They ruled that a Corporation is a person with freedom of speach, and therefore should be OK'd to donate to an electoral campaign.
- Putain, ils déconnent sec, ceux-là !

(alternative) :

- Putain de bordel de connerie d'écran de MERDE !!

- What's going on, Ryan ?
- That fucking CRT screen ... il déconne encore !

To fuck up :

- So Spud showed up high at his job interview ...

- Oh jeez :-D ! C'est déconneeeeeer !!

by Blues Buster January 22, 2010