declan

A very un-athletic but very creative, artistic person, often an ideas guy. They are very likeable and have he best sense of humour, all his friends are jealous of him because he gets all the hot, sexy chicks, when he flirts they flirt back, those cute chicks give him nick names. Declan is an all round nice person, but don't mess with him... just... just don't, he's really nice :)

Declan is the best

Declan is life

Declan is the fried in your chicken

Declan is the D in the P

Declan does not Iquweet

We all love Declan, because he is so loveable... but if you break his heart he won't come back.

Guy one "whoa, that guy's so lucky, how come he gets all the bitches?"

Guy two "I don't know...?"

Guy one "man he's such a Declan

by SuperSpiderOnePunchDeadPoolMan November 21, 2016

declan

Declan is a boy who is nice and wants to help people. He is good at sports ( most likely Soccer, baseball and hockey) He cares for people and is very loyal and he loves his friends. Declan is also very handsome.

Girl: Declan is so handsome I like him
Other girl: I know right I dream about him at nights

by Pop25 October 3, 2017

Definition Declination Disorder

A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.

Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.

by CANNON-D October 28, 2010

Declan

Girl crazy Stacy Declan is the one for women. He pursues them in an endless chase fuelled with passion but all he meets at the end is message sending on his snap. Declan doesn't like burgers, he doesn't like bread, he doesnt like mayonnaise, at this point he is a disappointment but his deep lust for chicken cannot be overpowered. Speaking of lust, Declan experiences an odd fettish with ceiling, he cannot get enough of them, when he lies at bed at night and looks up he cannot stop jacking off, in turn this led to his parents nailing his bed to the ceiling and strapping him in with large leather belts. However, the aroma of the ceiling can put Declan in a thirsty craze, multiple international news broadcasting companies have made short documentaries of him to find the source of this addiction but to no avail. Declan has always lived in the shadow of his brother not able to overcome his greatness, Declan only wishes the brother wasn't born. Declan however has an amazing taste in music and on his judgement day, Jesus will hop onto Declan's Spotify, shuffle his playlist and then with a grin on his face, he will say "Declan your sins are justified, you may enter". Until then he will own a tackle shop in exmouth, fishing for the bait each morning.

Corey: Declan I can't wait this sleepover is going to be awesome
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*

*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*

*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*

by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022

Declan

Declan has half a head

Declan why are bits of Ur head missing

by Dickbumpoo July 1, 2019

delaine

this weird crazy girl who looks like a peacock. and has dejavus....
shes the best friend in the world though.
and she hurts herself a lot....

1. Delaine: "Ow."
Sierra: "What happened?"
Delaine: "I fell off the teeter totter & banged my head on a metal box.


2. Delaine: "I peed on a floating toilet."

by heheshawty October 19, 2008

Declaring Bookruptcy

"Declaring Bookruptcy" is the act of abandoning a book that one has been reading before reaching the end of the work. May be coupled with "Chapter __" to declare just how far into the work one managed to get.

"Oh man, this class has us reading "Brothers Karamazov". Have you read it?"
"Nah, I declared bookruptcy a few hundred pages in."

"Wuthering Heights was really awful, I couldn't get through it without declaring bookruptcy"
"My friend said it gets better towards the end"
"Oh, I wouldn't know, it was a chapter 3 bookruptcy"

by eternalstudent November 26, 2009