Dead is the term used when the absence from school/college is unknown by fellow pupils and friends and therefore you are simply known to be dead
Bob: Where's Tony today?
Fred: Dunno
Roy: He's probably dead
Tony: Hey guys I'm back
Roy: So you're no longer dead?
Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver
Bob: No mate, he's dead
Fred: Dunno
Roy: He's probably dead
Tony: Hey guys I'm back
Roy: So you're no longer dead?
Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver
Bob: No mate, he's dead
by Cal R November 17, 2010

to not respond to a text or a message for a certain period of time; usually due to a forgotten brb or a gtg while performing another activity
(flowing conversation)
A: ...how bout you?
---no response from B-
A: WHY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!??!?
A: SPAM
A: GRRRRR
B: Oh sorry I forgot to say BRB
A: ...how bout you?
---no response from B-
A: WHY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!??!?
A: SPAM
A: GRRRRR
B: Oh sorry I forgot to say BRB
by mige May 9, 2012

1. i'm so glad we deaded that nigga abraham, kid was takin mad long in the shower!
2. you see cornelius try to kick game at that girl? sorry ass nigga, bitch straight deaded him.
3. you can try to hit this if you want, but i'm pretty sure this L is deaded.
2. you see cornelius try to kick game at that girl? sorry ass nigga, bitch straight deaded him.
3. you can try to hit this if you want, but i'm pretty sure this L is deaded.
by shaavisto November 23, 2006

1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.
2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.
2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.
by Scandal June 28, 2004

The opposite of street smart.
by Am-stir-dam February 10, 2010

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.
2) No longer entertaining. Over.
3) Definitely, extremely.
2) No longer entertaining. Over.
3) Definitely, extremely.
1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.
2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.
3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")
2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.
3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")
by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005
