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Dildo Darts 

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.
Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.
Dildo Darts by ihatemimes June 19, 2007
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Drunk Darts 

A drinking game consisting of a dart board and beer.
Rules:
- drink if you lose a game of 3 darts a piece
- drink if you miss the board
- if you miss the board 3 times in a row, chug your beer.

- a dart landing on the black counts as a negative score of the number it lands outside of
- a dart landing outside the wire, but still landing on the black portion of the board counts as triple negative.

- when beers are almost finished, the loser must get the next round of beers, thus being shunned and humiliated.

Created by B. Tiberius Flynn & Dert Derty Mcgerty Cardace

YES
Tiberius never loses in drunk darts. Only if he wants to drink on purpose.
Drunk Darts by Pabst Blue beer June 10, 2010

Drunk Darts 

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts
Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio
Drunk Darts by Dart god October 13, 2019

lawn darts

Very popular outdoor game, but dangerous. Also known as Jarts. You hold it by the fin, and toss in into the hoops to score points. In Dec. 19, 1988, they are banned, because of the deaths of 3 children and over 5000 serious injuries.
CPSC urges you to destroy or trash the lawn darts, and use the rings from the larn dart game for the replacement pieces for the ring toss game, or something similar.
lawn darts by ChoujinkiMetalder April 12, 2005

magic darts 

1. Once upon a time, there was a great man named sid woodell, he had many sayings, although his greatest is of course, Magic Darts

2. When something is going well/makes sense it is said to be Magic Darts

3. Scoring an unusually high score in darts
1.
Chris: I heard sid woodell say that he was as happy as a penguin in a microwave the other day!

Adam: Magic Darts!

2.
Craig: I've only gone and found a fucking tenner!!!
Adam: Magic Darts

3.
Chris: WOW I have just scored 181 in three darts!!
Craig: Funking hell, that is Magic Darts
magic darts by craigyh November 25, 2007

ass darts 

a game between gay males involving anal intercourse.
What are you guys doing today? Playing ass darts?
ass darts by HomerCO March 5, 2004

tunnel darts 

when you paint a target on someones anus then proceed to play a game of darts with your friend. bullseye would be sinking one into the anus.
I heard Drew and Kenny played a game of tunnel darts with April last night and Kenny scored a bullseye.