by Yiekel July 24, 2020

Girl #1: "I had sex with a guy with a really small penis, it took me nearly 30 minutes just to find it"
Girl #2: "Was it Dario?"
Girl #2: "Was it Dario?"
by BigMancini April 20, 2018

by AB INDUSTRY January 16, 2018

by La mia persona April 5, 2021

Dario Dragicevic: A boy who comes from the country of Croatia. Tends to rap about going to bed, very funny and a soccer player, and is very photogenic.
Dario Dragicevic is one in a billion. Usually has cool hair and cool kicks, and bangs out on security.
Dario Dragicevic is one in a billion. Usually has cool hair and cool kicks, and bangs out on security.
Kelly: "I need a best friend, do you know anyone who will always be there for me?"
Lex: "Oh, try to find a Dario Dragicevic, they make the best friends."
Lex: "Oh, try to find a Dario Dragicevic, they make the best friends."
by heybabeitsasecret April 12, 2009

When an individual is performing a task like a complete and utter garbage can, and can't do anything right.
"This kid is going full Dario SunChips, he hasn't hit a shot all game"
"You're never going to get an on your exam if you keep testing like a complete Dario SunChips"
"Their entire team is turning in an awful performance, total SunChips out there"
"You're never going to get an on your exam if you keep testing like a complete Dario SunChips"
"Their entire team is turning in an awful performance, total SunChips out there"
by Kaffka May 23, 2021

Noob 1: I just played against the best player in the world.
Noob 2: Oh it must have been Dario Ivančir.
Dario: Yup noob go lobby cry
Noob 2: Oh it must have been Dario Ivančir.
Dario: Yup noob go lobby cry
by Dario is cool November 24, 2021
