dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Dandelion

A bastard blossom, a parasitic pansy, an annoying destructive weed which can be fermented into decent wine.

The word "dandelion" is derived from French, and means "lion's tooth" because of the dandelion's toothed leaves.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

dandelion

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.

Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!

by Big L May 7, 2004

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

daniellandia

This one is the best thing ever and it was back in the good days and it can do whatever they want no matter what or who tells them. They are not a boss they are THE boss PERIODT

Person: omg Megan you cannot just go rename ppl

Megan: actually JESSICA I'm from daniellandia therefore I can do what I want periodt

by Heheueheueueueu May 24, 2019

Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.

Did you just do a dandelioning

by Blueyso May 25, 2019

Dandelionmale

Formerly known as @kangarootesticles on TikTok, Dandelionmale is one of the best tiktokers in history. With only 954k followers (and counting) they have been noticed by F’real, Inside edition, charlidamelio, benjikrol, addisonre, and some others. She has made 2 people delete their accounts. All of ‘radicaltok’ loves her. She had 300+ fanpages with amazing edits. Dandelionmale is commonly used in sentences usually referring to an account.

Hey have u heard of dandelionmale?!
who?
dandelionmale my page! ohhhh roasted.

by toastergekko August 2, 2021