Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.

Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.

by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017

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Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

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Dandelion Plug

That Thick Root!

I see you with that ole dandelion plug!

by Estegree January 13, 2023

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Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

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The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.

Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.

by Shibbolet August 7, 2018

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