roughing the rosemary

Masturbating

If you will excuse me, I need to go and start roughing the rosemary.

by ChainsawForHands December 31, 2017

Necrostupruphilia

When you have a fetish for wanting to be raped after you die

I have a thing for necrostupruphilia because it means someone wanted to fuck me so badly they had to kill me.

by ChainsawForHands December 25, 2017

Decipiaphilia

When you have a fetish for getting cheated on

BF: You're my best friend and so you think you just can come in here and fuck my wife. Well, I oughta...
Best Friend: Wow, dude, it was an accident. I'm so sooooory! Don't kill me!
BF: Well, I oughta... promote you to my threesome buddy because I have Decipiaphilia

by ChainsawForHands December 28, 2017

Ragerpression

Like depression but instead of an overwhemling amount of sadness, you have an overwhemling amount of rage. You aren't necessarily mad at someone, you're really just mad in general and it is way more painful than depression.

My gf broke up with me last week and now I am in a huge ragerpression.

by ChainsawForHands February 15, 2018

hellbelly

A hillbilly who is going to hell

"That darn Danger Dan, I swear he's a Hellbelly" or "You're God damn right I'm a hellbelly and proud of it!"

by ChainsawForHands January 11, 2018

Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.

Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.

by ChainsawForHands November 27, 2017