Miami Dandelion

A sexual move where cocaine is snorted from the pubic hair.

Daniel earned money for concert tickets by letting old men give him a Miami Dandelion.

by roachez August 6, 2015

THE DANDELION

When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.

"Dude I went to eat her ass and there was some toilet paper stuck on her so I gave her The Dandelion."
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.

by RATTLESNAKE JAKE January 26, 2018

Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

CHUBBY DANDELION

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.

"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"

by flyerfishy July 24, 2024

Golden Dandelion

An item in the sandbox video game Minecraft used to pause and resume the aging of baby animal mobs. A video of Minecraft content creator camman18 describing the item by repeating its name became a viral internet meme in late January 2026.

"Then we got the golden dandelion which is a golden dandelion." - camman18, 2026

by CtrlAlt_Games February 3, 2026