1. Any four-legged, pack hunting, carnivorous
animal of the genus Canis. Yes, I consider a wolf to be a dog, because the common house Dog, Canis Familiaris or Canis Domesticus is a bred-down version of Canis Lupus, the modern wolf. Makes a
good pet, as they are intelligent, curious, and as I have earlier stated, a pack
animal, and therefore easily suited to life with a family of many people, or fewer.
2. What you call a close buddy.
1. Peta can suck my nuts, dogs, and every other pet, usually (90% of the
time,) have a better life in captivity than in the wild, as a matter of fact, if it weren't for human captivity, we wouldn't have Canis Familiaris as we know it today!
LICK MY
ASSHOLE, PETA!
2. Hey dog, you got any homwork tonight?