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Nassau Coliseum Table

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.
My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.
by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009
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Daqan Celis

Literally translated as "Culture Back," the phrase Daqan Celis separated refers to a return to Somalia, the motherland. Daqan Celis recounts how adolescents in the Somali community lose touch with their culture and need to be taken back home to reconnect themselves with it. It's a hilarious way to tell someone that they're absolutely crap in Somali or that there too "Westernized." It's also used to describe those who can't speak Somali. Either way, If someone ever tell you that you need Daqan Celis, take them seriously my friend! 🤣
"maxaad u hadlaysaa waxaad u baahan tahay Daqan Celis 😂" translated: "why are you talking you need Daqan Celis 😂"

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"You need Daqan Celis ASAP my friend."
by H99BA July 17, 2022
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celissa

root:celissa
origin:unique
meaning: "a breeze"

majestic,sees what others do not,has an aggressive spirit,is eager to share applause,a person of many accomplishments,a person of action as well as thought,one who battles injustice,a person of striking appearance,genuine,has a quiet tranquility of the soul,sentimental,stubborn.
celissa has been known to have esp,celissa is happy when good things happen to others,celissa gets the job done,celissa is mellow
by the woods mary February 8, 2010
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Calista

Noun. A Greek name meaning "most beautiful".

A beautiful, agile girl who you'll never catch with a frown on her face. Blonde hair and freckles. She'll laugh with you at anything. She's creatively talented and musical. If you come across a Calista, don't let her go because Calista is a hard name to find and it would be of your great loss. She's a girl that understands more about people then the world gives credit. You can trust her with your deepest secrets.
"Dang she's amazing."
"Is her name Calista?"

"How did you know?!"
by cali18 August 22, 2016
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clisma

Artificially induced bowel movement. Either with warm water or espresso. Espresso roast is especially recommended before anal sex because of the deep cleansing effect. One French press cooled down to body temperature should do the trick. Starbucks Espresso roast for the upscale poofs and any other coffee for the rest of us. Usually before engaging with the Schwartz.
Howard recommended that this clisma was the most satisfying experience he ever got out of any Starbucks product. The turd place was really enjoyable after it had been filled with a Venti Caffe Americano.
by Billy Bubba July 7, 2008
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Celis

Anyone who has the last name Celis basically has protection from the Mafia for his/her whole life. Celis' once saved the Mafia gang from an oncoming onslaught of the Latin Kings, now do you know why they don't exist anymore? Because of that the Mafia granted full protection to any Celis and would make their life as luxurious as they wanted. Also the Celis' are known of their charming Charisma and great looks.
Tony Celis:Hi,um can I get it the club now? It's been 20 minutes and I've already seen like 5 people leave.

Security Guard:Well you're just going to have to stay here for 20 more minutes then! I ain't bustin open no doors for some punk ass like you?

Tony Celis:Sir.. do you know who I am?

Security Guard:Yeah, I know you're a punk ass!

Tony Celis: My name is Tony Celis you stupid fuck! And unless you open those damn doors I am going to fuckin take your head and shove it up your ass so deep you'll be shitting out of your fuckin mouth for the next month.

Securit Guard: Oh my God!.... your a...a..a Celis...Sir I am so sorry about the whole misunderstanding. Please come in...
by fuckface102 March 21, 2009
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calissa

an amazing girl who everyone should know. beautiful. sexy. cool. intelligent. GSOH.
dont cha wish ur girlfriend was hot like calissa.
by Calissa December 10, 2008
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