cuzzied up

to be cozy and cuddling.

Created by Emile and Joslyn on Clevver New’s ‘Rumor Patrol’.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively look all cuzzied up in the photo.

by delizus April 17, 2019

cuzzin

ghetto term for friend/cousin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin

by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003

Cuzza

A curry. Usually of the thick, sauce-based variety and not a dry curry

What's for dinner? I'm having a cuzza

Let's go out for a cuzza

Are you having a cuzza again?

by Goat1983 October 12, 2007

Cuzz Guzzler

A person that has no self awareness and cannot do anything right; A person that talks to you like they are your friend, but you cannot stand;

I can't believe that cuzz guzzler was here that long, he is an idiot...

by Jabonski January 3, 2010

CuozzoCackling

When a really sexy girl laughs so hard that she pees all over your lap. You can't help but enjoy it because of her good looks, but secretly you don't appreciate all of the urine on your lap.

Holy Shit did you see that girl CuozzoCackling all over Joeys lap????

by Jdizzle444 March 26, 2013

Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

Cuzzume

A resume depicting the experience of a Cuzzi Hopper. It is also known as a Jacuzzume or a Jacuzzi Resume. An individual Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of an individual Cuzzi Hopper. A team Cuzzume depicts the Cuzzi Hoppin experience of a Cuzzi Hoppin team. Cuzzumes usually include the amount of years of Hoppin experience, number of Cuzzis hopped, locations hopped, level of difficulty of obstacles overcome in order to get to the Jacuzzi, as well as maneuvers initiated to overcome the obstacles. A good Cuzzume shows diversity and a multitude of Cuzzi Hoppin skills.

Guy 1: Yo hows our Cuzzume lookin after hopping the aquatic fortress known as the Bartrams?

Guy 2: Our Cuzzume IS extensive. We are on another level entirely now.

Guy 3: Yo if we combine our individual Cuzzumes and our Team Cuzzume it would be many pages long.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzume! Lets keep expanding our Cuzzume and find new Cuzzin locations!

Guy 2: YEEAAAA!!! Lets hop in the Cuzzimobile and head out!

by Daytony500fan April 29, 2017