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cuchana

1.A slang term for vagina(Pussy). 2.Sexually aroused vagina (Pussy).
Besa mi cuchana senorita.
Slop that fucky cuchana.
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Missile Cushion

The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)

I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.
by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009
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fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009
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cumshaw

"Cumshaw": In the Coast Guard, at least (this may be an incident of perpetual under-funding), the commonest definition of "cumshaw" verb is pretty much identical to your first definition of "scrounge" verb. To cumshaw is to get by irregular means--exchanging favors, calling in debts, cutting corners with procurement--what an individual Coastie, a group, a cutter, or the like should be able to get by regular ones.
The Chief cumshawed a spare prop for the 41-footer.
by Paddy-Whacks September 7, 2009
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Casharoonies

You know what would be good right now?

No what?

A bagel!

But you dont have any Casharoonies, you cant buy bagels with out Casharoonies!!!!
by BlueBagel July 30, 2009
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Cushelle

Charming. Inspired by the rebrand of the toilet paper company which changed its name from "Charmin" to the new name "Cushelle".

Can be used sarcastically or otherwise.
Guy: "I want to be on you"
Girl: "Well aren't you cushelle"

"I love that guy, he's so cushelle"
by jariki August 25, 2010
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Cushion Pusher

A guy who tries to have sex with a girl that has a little extra "Cushion" on her.
Bro A: Dude check out Jimmy!

Bro B: What?

Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
by Not a CP November 10, 2010
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