Cuntie

A term of endearment, nickname

"Thats a lovely dress you have on, Cuntie"

"Cuntie come here for a minute"

by Sascha and Digweed October 16, 2005

stick a carrot in your cuntie

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.

No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.

by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

Cuntie

acting in a cunt manner

Gee, Charlotte sure was acting cuntie today!

by Deez w. nutz June 25, 2005

cunttease

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can

"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"

by FMGplz October 2, 2008

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

cutite

a female or male being described both as "cute" and "petite" by combining the two words.

"aww see that girl over there? she's SO cutite!"

by taud September 29, 2009