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Cuntier than a lesbian porno

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’
by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022
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Cuntdigger

One who mooches off a woman for money.
That Cuntdigger has asked me for money 4 times this week.
by Pixiefart June 11, 2018
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cunbugger

Ruler of GameFAQs. He is loved by all except stupid assfuck n00bs who suck cock.
Holy shit man! It's cunbugger!
or
Fuck me in the ass, I am not worthy of this cunbuggerness.
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
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Cuntxaggeration

When feminists exaggerate a normal, everyday situation to twist it into a "form of sexism and misogyny against women" and give it a demeaning, misandrist name, such as 'mansplaining' or 'manspreading', thus ironically revealing their own sexism.
BATMAN: "So we were fighting Darkseid when suddenly he aimed his Omega Beams towards Diana. I immediately shouted, "Watch out for the Omega Beams, Diana!!" when she got mad and accused me of Mansplaining her job as a superheroine to her. We argued for, like, 15 minutes while simultaneously trying to avoid the Omega Beams!!"

NIGHTWING: "Jesus, Bats! That's crazy! Since when did Wonder Woman become THAT cranky?"

BATMAN: "I don't know. I even told her that she routinely chastises me for not killing the Joker and because of that, I'm responsible for the deaths of dozens and dozens of innocents. "A REAL warrior would slay such a dangerous enemy if it came to it!!" she says! I even told her that that was an example of her Cuntsplaining my job as a superhero to me!"

NIGHTWING: "OWWWW!!! BURRNNN!!! That must have put her in her place!!"

BATMAN: "No it didn't!! She got even more angry and said there was NO such thing as 'cuntsplaining'. She said that only men are guilty of such patronizingly demeaning acts. "All over the world, men of all ages are talking down to women and 'mansplaining' to them, which is what is destroying the world!!" she says!! And all this while, Darkseid and his Parademons are turning Earth into a second Apokolips."

NIGHTWING: "Woah now that bitch is just Cuntxaggerating the whole situation!!"

BATMAN: "Yep. Them bitches come up with all sorts of ridiculous cuntxaggerations!!"
by Beef_Pot February 12, 2018
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Cumtijgertje

Cumtijgertje - noun

A friend of yours who doesn't like to be called cumtijgertje, is pretty sick of your shit and/or drinks thee on a regular basis
Quinten can't seem to acknowledge he's Egon's cumtijgertje
by Pygolampida March 4, 2019
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cuntager

A manager that is acting like a raging Cunt.
That is one evil cuntager!!
by McBigBooty January 26, 2020
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Conjigger

A word used when you cannot formulate a proper word to express your thoughts on fixing an object or task. Usually used by people named Zack or Chad or any other name of someone who would attend higher education paid for by your parents.
Let Conjigger that server...
by Shaggykjb November 3, 2020
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