crumbsnatcher

A surfboard of exceeding length and volume designed to catch just about any crumb of a wave that is out there.

Also, any longboard.

"It's been flat for days, time to pull out the crumbsnatcher"

by surfarmer August 9, 2012

Crumsnatcher

1) One who snatches crums.

2) A word that generally sounds bad.

A crumsnatcher happens to snatch crums. But not all who snatch crums are crumsnatchers. Tiny morsels of food and mouse/ant culture are complicated made-up subjects which are still open to ridicule.

by Pseudobacher July 12, 2025

catsnatcher

A catsnatcher is a man or woman that can steal any person they want away from their significant other just for sex. A catsnatcher is not a hoe, just a confident person that gets what he/she wants!

"She had sex with that guy when his girl was next door, she is the master catsnatcher!"

by Natasha/Veronica September 22, 2005

Crumbsnatcher

Crumb snatcher is somebody who's always taking your seconds your leftovers. Someone who is waiting for you to leave them the bag after I smoke session. a jealous person who hates on you for your accomplishments butt is taking credit trying to steal your ideas and hard work for their own gain.

That bitch near me is a crumbsnatcher , watch out girl hide your bag.

by Ishiestthing July 24, 2019

Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022