cumfasa

art of making faces while cumming,whether they are funny,serious (trying to look cool in front of the girl),or trade mark(sticking your tounge out every time or some shit),they all look ridiculous,hillarious and we all love doing them.

one eye flickering,tounge out,grinning ear to ear while cross-eyed whatever.

by Furioso October 22, 2004

cumface

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it

jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it

by mikey May 13, 2005

comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 4, 2005

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

cumfart

Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.

George released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping his anus.

by Meattenheimer March 29, 2008

Cumfart

When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".

1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"

"Little bit Ameigo"

"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"

2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"

"Awww man that sounds insane"

"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"

"Lucky fucker"

"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"

"Uh-oh"

"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"

by relaxingCumfartabley March 28, 2010

cumfasha

1. A direct hit to the face/mouth, caused by sudden ejaculation, particularly by the beginner. This is usually directed towards a female, rather than a male.

Georgette took a cumfasha on her birthday.

by wimer June 11, 2010