chemical engineer

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

by whyGodwhyyyy February 13, 2012

ChemE

An elite group of engineers, that may go under cover as a "chemical engineer"

They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.

At the ChemE training institutions, young padawans battle against lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. ChemE's are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, a ChemE will always find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering, and even more enduring, strenuous, arduous, laborious, punishing, fatiguing training in order to become one with the force and to become a true ChemE

Education Major- "Look at those losers that live in the library, burried under their books, and they cant even graduate in 4 years!"
Comunications Major- "Khahahahahaha! Hey its 1:30, skools out, lets get outta here!"

A few years later...
Poor Hungry Education Major - "Hey who are those guys rollin around in the S55 AMGs, and M3s?"
Sorry Communications Major- "Oh, umm... those are those ChemE's we used to make fun of"

by a ChemE in training September 1, 2008

General Chemistry

A series of chemistry courses usually taken by science majors and pre-health students. Used as a prerequisite to harder classes, like organic chemistry, etc. It is also used as a "weed-out" class for many universities because it will likely rape you and your GPA up the butt, and prevent you from doing whatever it was you came to college to do.

Student 1: "My ass hurts from the general chemistry rape session I just had this year."

Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."

Student 1: "Fml."

by Chem@OSUsux June 16, 2010

baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.

Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

by ihateghosts April 8, 2009

Chemical Brothers

To be able to enjoy "The Chemical Brothers" one should have at least a pair of 70-80 watt hifi speakers. And a good sofa or bed to feel the bass all on your body .

We should seeeeeeeee what i feeeeeeeeeel, we should takeeeeeeee what i takeeeee(The Chemical Brothers - Star Guitar - 6:27)

by piku October 25, 2006

chemi-pen

n. Permanent Marker/Texta. So called because of its strong chemical smell.

"Lend us a chemi pen, wouldya?"

by Rowena Beaton February 14, 2005

Chemical Vacation

The binging of various different drugs over a period of time, every day until the vacation is over, so as to be completely high for the entirety of the trip.

Phil: Man, last week I went on a chemical vacation with my band, it was a really bonding experience. We did Acid the first night, shrooms the next, ecstasy the third night, ketamine on night four and we must have gone through an oz. of weed. By day five, I was almost ready to have a heart attack!

by crowsnest August 31, 2012