by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
Get the Crypticmug. A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
by sweetie bee October 18, 2012
Get the Cryptic Cokemug. by jferfish28 July 27, 2022
Get the Crypticmug. A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
Get the Cryptic Grammermug. Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...
Cryptic
by Obzerps December 7, 2020
Get the Crypticmug. Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
by Anonmommy January 31, 2021
Get the Crypticmug.