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Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
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crustie

Crust punk, Crusty, Crustie.
Derived from the root word Crust meaning: rude.

A young person who does not live in a way that society considers normal, typically w/ untidy or dirty clothes and hair, and no regular job or permanent home; Bohemian, Nomadic.

Originally coined "Stenchcore" this extreme 80's evolved subgenre of poltical punk & metal was pioneered by bands like Amebix, Deviated Instinct, & Doom.

Crusties are instinctively anti-authority with varying politically nihilistic values such as anti-work, anti-government, anti-war, anti-religion, anti-vivisection, anti-civilization, etc.
Crusties are also highly individualistic and crudely sophisticated- often self-taught in the D.I.Y. ethos of punkdom, and inclined to travel, trainhop, spange, squat, & dumpster dive as a lifeway; a way of life.
That crustie couple had a rad three-legged dog named Gutter.

I heard about these two crustie kids who were harassed by a cop, so they kicked him in the nards and tried to sell his utility belt & gun for $5.
by punkus September 3, 2005
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Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
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crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.
Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
by Spagoons May 19, 2018
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crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.
Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks
by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018
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Crushies

Crushies is when you like someone and when you see them your chest starts to feel tight and you get butterflies.
Eg: " Ugh I have the crushies because of you :/ "
by I ❤️ D.M October 2, 2018
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custies

short for customers in the service industry. particularly those viewed with disdain by servers.
"i wish these custies would back the fuck off."

"If I get one more order for another latte, I'm gonna pop a cap in a custies ass"
by youjustgotblackberried January 17, 2009
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