crusty

the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust
Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty
by ayquela February 26, 2014
Get the crusty mug.

Crusty

Crusty means Sketchy or dangerous. It can mean not very well made or poorly constructed. It can also be used by saying something is not healthy.
I don't want to walk across that dock man, its pretty crusty.

(looking at the poorly constructed building)

Man: That's crusty...
by DillOlive September 30, 2011
Get the Crusty mug.

crustys

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face
by footballfiend5 February 07, 2009
Get the crustys mug.

Crusties

People of any age that identify with a subculture that is not necessarily crust punk, hippie, dirty kids or punk. They travel in groups and all look alike and look like hippies, dirty kids or your usual homeless person. The do not bath, so hair usually mats, don't work, so dumpster food, or beg for scraps and doggie bags.

They are from Middle to well-to-do families which allows them to carry on the homeless gig late into life.

Some claim to be anti-government which would not make sense if it were true because they all dumpster in mainstream merican places and participate in American Culture in every way EXCEPT bathing and working.

They are very snobbish, only clinging to those within their clique.

Most of the women tend to drink alot and have pot-bellies, the other beautiful women are usually seen with hideous, rotten-toothed men.
The crusties have invaded New Orleans, LA and should go home to their parents soon - your parents have a house, car, and lots of land waiting for you!
by Jackson Star February 25, 2009
Get the Crusties mug.

Crusty

Just unappealing in basically every way possible.
"Umm yeah, so she was being extremely crusty so I just blew her up with a sea urchin bomb!"
by Jesse1018 August 04, 2008
Get the Crusty mug.

crusty

1. a self-obsessed, materialistic person
2. dry and flaky
3. a personality that revolves around physical appearance and shallowness
That girl is hot but her inside is as ugly as a toad with incurable acne and chest hair on its liver spots.. CRUSTY!!!
by Rendezvous With Jesus January 03, 2009
Get the crusty mug.

Crusties

The gross, white, puss looking crust which forms after a recent piercing. Although you desperately want to pick them off, they do indeed help your piercing heal faster.
Dude the crusties around my nose ring have turned bloody!

Paul had a bad habit of picking at his plugs crusties...
by dharma punk July 11, 2008
Get the Crusties mug.