crusty ass

A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.

One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.

I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.

by anus_ganus November 1, 2014

Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

A "roast" used by Roblox kids who can't roast.

Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever

by Maxgamer345 July 13, 2023

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013

fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014

hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died

Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair

by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020