Chowing

Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.

Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.

Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!

Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!

by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

by Titan2014 May 19, 2014

cowing

kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.

Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!

by Hal Jackson December 29, 2011

crowning

synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Crowin it

Crowin' it - When someone masturbates

Hey that guy got caught crowin it!

by canthinkofaname May 28, 2007

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

cowing

As in Cowing-hell or cowin-ell! South Wales exclamation of surprise or shock

Cowing hell! This film is crap

by sara1111 July 28, 2005