crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

Crotch

A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench

" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "

by Biggiantbulb December 27, 2015

Crotch to crotch ratio

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

by WallabyLovesVF February 23, 2011

Crotch

It’s a femal gential

It mean a femal he talks between her legs crotch

by Crotch crouch November 3, 2019

Crotch

nickname for Texas Governor and Secretary of Energy Rick Perry

Crotch served as governor of Texas for 15 years and was their longest serving governor.

by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 7, 2017