Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011
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Get the cronservative mug.Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"
Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"
Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"
by gingagilly February 18, 2013
Get the Closer by Kings Of Leon mug.A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
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(He masturbates himself in public bathrooms)
"Y m'a crosser esti!"
(He screwed me over!)
(He masturbates himself in public bathrooms)
"Y m'a crosser esti!"
(He screwed me over!)
by 45665544 January 7, 2006
Get the crosser mug.Cross Cromer is a 21st Century Jungle Rock/Indie Rock/Post Punk/Alternative Rock/Country/Country Rock/Blues/Blues Rock band founded by Cross (Rhythm Guitar & Vocals) and Cromer (Lead/Rhythm Guitar). Other members include Moss Man (Bass Guitar) and BFR (Vocals). Each member has played drums on at least one song.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
by EatierEake July 21, 2022
Get the Cross Cromer mug.Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch
by scott 007 September 16, 2008
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