Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

Chooken

The love between Vanessa and Chris

Vanessa and Chris are Chookens

by Matxhew G August 24, 2016

crooked i

Saviour of the west coast. Signed on Death Row Records.

Crooked I is ill playa

by big l July 20, 2003

crooked dime

A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.

The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer

by 5000 watts April 10, 2005

crooked as a bygeorge

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

by world's most original username February 22, 2011

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018