crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.

by Wifey March 1, 2003

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

Tom Crook

The real name of Animal Crossing character Tom Nook. This raccoon has a monopoly in the real estate business and rips you off when you buy or sell items in his shop.

Villager: I'ma sell this Regal Sofa at Crookington's
Other Villager: Nah, Tom Crook will just rip you off, go sell that at Re-Tail.

by Gonzalo Barrios March 9, 2017

Crooked grind

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.

Crooked's look neat.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Crooks & Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.

I saved 20% off on Crooks & Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!

by loscoches January 5, 2009