crofo

a cracka ass motherfucker

"Man bob, you's a crofo"

"Shut up Antwon"

by timtim November 16, 2004

Crocopile

An orgy consisting of individuals wearing crocs. When a group of persons sporting crocs agree to have an orgy. They wear nothing but the crocs, of which are of a various assortment of bright and irritating colours. It looks really silly.

Andy: I heard you went to an orgy. I'm jealous!
Rob: Dude, it was a crocopile. I barely escaped with my life!
Andy: Holy shit!

by Jet_Al0ne January 14, 2013

crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

croggit

The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body

Croggit state of mind

by Croggit April 21, 2023

muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

Croggie

To give some one a lift on your push-bike, could be on the parcel rack or crossbar. Originating from the Hull and East Riding area of the UK.

Hey Bob do you want a croggie down Newland Ave?

My new bike is perfect for giving 'our Lass' a croggie back from the pub!

by 9cupsoftea December 14, 2010