cremate

1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general

While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.

by cmg0907 June 18, 2011

Cremation

To burn a corpse, a dead corpse

that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow.

by trogleprak January 29, 2006

creme frappe

The act of ejaculating on your hand, and then slapping the woman across the face with it, or slamming the hand into her forehead.

Bob: Hey Tom, what did you do last night?

Tom: I made sweet love to my girl friend, and then gave her a 'creme frappe'

Bob: Wow, she's a lucky girl!

Tom: I know I spoil her, but she's worth it!

by Dannyohyeah69 April 25, 2006

quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

Croesus

Inventor of money... King of Lydia ~2500 Years Ago. History, and not the myths, affirms that Croesus reigned, as last king of Lydia, from 560 to 546 BC, over all peoples and cities between the Aegean coast of Asia Minor in the west and the river Halys in the East, having as his capital the city of Sardis, which is between Mount Tmolus and the river Hermos.

King Croesus of Lydia became proverbial for his wealth and the prosperity of his kingdom

by Nonya May 13, 2005

Cremented

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.

Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!

by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

the créme de la créme

French inspired expression of saying the very best of the best.

As in:

That guy settled for second best and did't have the courage to fight for the créme de la créme.

by jester of all jesters August 16, 2011